This is really not the way to remove hair and get beautifully smooth legs for the summer. A light hearted story by my friend Chloe from Get Set Organize that could have had a less than light hearted ending….
Step 1 – Decide to have a bonfire in your garden to clear tree cuttings and garden weeds.
Step 2 – Pile up the tree cuttings.
Step 3 – Chuck half a bucket of petrol over the pile.
Step 4 – Say “aren’t I always” when your wife says “be careful”.
Step 5 – Get the gas hob lighter, lean over and light.
Step 6 – Jump back as the petrol has run towards your foot and is now ablaze with your foot and leg in it.
Step 7 – Scare your family to death as you jump about for 1 second that seems like 10 minutes as the flash flame dies off.
Step 8 – Wipe your singed leg hairs away with your hand.
Step 9 – Tell everyone it only stings a bit while your family are fussing around you even though but there’s hardly any redness.
Step 10 – Thank your lucky stars.